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Mark Zuckerberg kills goats
« on: May 27, 2011, 05:32:15 PM »
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He's told Fortune magazine that as a 'personal challenge', he plans to kill goats, pigs and chickens for his table. A bit more of a challenge for the goats, pigs and chickens, one would have thought, but we're sure the poor chap's doing his best.
 
His first victim was a lobster, which he boiled to death; but apparently he doesn't have a big enough pan for a goat, so he slit its throat instead.
 
In restaurants, he says, he eats vegetarian; at his house, friends seem markedly reluctant to sample the flesh on their plate. We can't imagine why.
 
"I think many people forget that a living being has to die for you to eat meat, so my goal revolves around not letting myself forget that and being thankful for what I have," he says.
 
"I don't have an issue with anything people choose to eat, but I do think they should take responsibility and be thankful for what they eat, rather than trying to ignore where it came from."
 
We can't help wondering whether these statements mark the forthcoming launch of a recipe book - after all, it's worked out so nicely for the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow and Martha Stewart.

Isabella Beeton never did start a recipe with the words 'First, catch your hare', which leaves Zuckerberg with quite a gap in the market.


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This declaration of eating shell fish (lobster) and pork confirms that Zuckerberg is not conservative and orthodox Jew.

Here's why:

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Because in the scriptures of the bible, God deemed pigs and swine to be unclean food, and not to be eaten ( Deuteronomy Chapter 14, Verse 8). But not only Pork is considered unclean...in fact, the entire of Deuteronomy Chapter 14 really lays out very specific laws on what is or is not "clean" (Kosher) food that people can eat. Shellfish and certain type of bird are also out.

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According to traditional Buddhism - The killing of animals equates to the killing of People! however the Buddah allows the eating of meat in moderation
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